December 29, 2018

what it's like to be married

Early evening at home .... Me: "Do you need the bathroom right now?" P.J.: "Nope." Me: "Sure?" P.J.: "Yep." Me: "Okay, but also you have to go away." P.J.: "Okay." Me: "Because you know I have that thing about anybody being near the door and maybe hearing stuff." P.J.: "Yes, I know, going away now." Me (now yelling through closed bathroom door): "Seriously, thank you, I'm sorry!" P.J.: "OKAY, NO worries, love." Me: "YOU JUST CAME BACK IN - SERIOUSLY, GO AWAY!" P.J.: "I am! I'm GOING! .... GONE." Me: "You're awesome! I DON'T TELL YOU THAT ENOUGH!" P.J.: "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO LEAVE BUT THEN YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME AND I HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK IN HERE EVEN THOUGH YOU TELL ME TO GO AWAY AFTER I DO BUT THEN YOU KEEP TALKING!?" Me: (panicky) "NEVER MIND! JUST GO AWAY! SORRY! I'LL SHUT UP!"

P.J.: "THANK YOU."

Me: "I WAS JUST SAYING YOU'RE AWESOME, THAT'S ALL!"

P.J.: "WHAT?"

Me: "NOTHING."

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