October 22, 2018

grape drink

(chilling in the living room with P.J., in the middle of a yet another re-read of HP & The Deathly Hallows while P.J. reads something entirely more erudite and age-appropriate)

The Kid:  "I'm thirsty.  Can I have one of your packets of drink mix, from the cabinet?  So it's better than water?"

Me:  "Sure."

P.J.:  "Go ahead."

Me:  "Make some grape drank.  Drink the Kool-Aid."

The Kid:  " ... What's the best way to put in the powder, before the water or after the water?"

Me:  "Before the water."

P.J.:  "After the water."

Me:  "Before the water, because when the water dispenser shoots the water in, it auto-stirs it for you."

P.J.  "After the water, because when you stir it up it gets distributed more evenly and there aren't clumps."

Me:  "P.J.'s wrong."

P.J.:  "Lille's wrong."

The Kid:  "By the way, we had this discussion at school already."

P.J. and Me:  "Then why the fuck did you ask?"

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